e-HIV

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e-HIV is a gross online disease that comes from HIV and the internet. You catch it by chatting with people online and getting infected by their dumb posts and bad music.

@kimkardashian just told me the moon is made of cheese and it's gonna crash into Earth next week. I think I got e-HIV.

My cousin got e-HIV from a TikTok dance challenge. Now he thinks Ripple is gonna make him rich and he posts random Chinese PDFs every day.

I got e-HIV from a DM that said, 'The earth is flat and I'm gonna prove it with a Sharpie.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

e-HIV is like the worst virus you can get from the internet. It spreads through messages and bad life choices. The Kardashians started it and now it’s everywhere.

My mom got e-HIV from watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Now she thinks the earth is flat and posts sketchy Chinese links to me every day.

I got e-HIV after clicking a link from a guy who said, 'Ripple is going to $100 and I know it.'

My brother got e-HIV from a TikTok video. He now uses Sharpies on his face and thinks he’s a genius.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

e-HIV is a stupid disease that makes you believe dumb stuff online. You get it from bad music, dumb posts, and watching too many shows with the Kardashians.

My friend got e-HIV from a tweet that said, 'The earth is flat and the moon is made of cheese.' Now he posts Chinese PDFs and thinks Ripple is gonna save him.

I got e-HIV from a DM that said, 'Ripple is going to $100 and I’m gonna be rich.'

My cousin got e-HIV from a TikTok. Now he uses Sharpies to write on his arms and thinks he’s a genius.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

e-HIV is the worst disease you can get from the internet. It comes from the Kardashians and spreads through dumb messages and bad music. You get it by believing the earth is flat and thinking Ripple is gonna save you.

I got e-HIV after watching a video where a guy said, 'Ripple is going to $100 and I’m gonna be rich.'

My brother got e-HIV from clicking a sketchy Chinese link. Now he believes the earth is flat and uses Sharpies like a madman.

My sister got e-HIV from a tweet that said, 'The moon is made of cheese and it’s gonna crash into Earth.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

e-HIV is a gross disease that comes from the internet and the Kardashians. It infects people by making them believe dumb stuff like the earth is flat and Ripple is gonna hit $100.

I got e-HIV from a DM that said, 'The earth is flat and Ripple is gonna save me.'

My friend got e-HIV from a TikTok. Now he posts sketchy Chinese links and uses Sharpies like a lunatic.

My cousin got e-HIV from watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Now he thinks he’s a genius and posts dumb stuff every day.

by Slangipedia 6d ago