e-Hiking

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Looking at a hiking trail on the internet like a weirdo who thinks pictures from strangers will make you feel like you’ve actually climbed a mountain without getting sweaty or tired.
I e-hiked Machu Picchu from my couch while my dog took a nap and my mom yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.
I thought I was gonna get fit, but I just sat there eating pizza and looking at photos of people who actually walked up hills.
I e-hiked the Grand Canyon and still haven’t left my room. I’m not even mad.
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Hiking with your friends, but instead of walking, you just argue about who took the best photo and why your friend’s phone camera is the worst ever.
I e-hiked with my bro and we fought about whether the photo of the mountain was blurry because it was raining or because he’s just a bad photographer.
I tried e-hiking with my mom and she took 100 pictures of the same tree and still said it was the best one.
I e-hiked with my girlfriend and she took a selfie with the mountain and called it a ‘victory photo’.
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