e-hearty

My e-hearty friend downloaded a movie in 10 seconds. I still had time to eat a sandwich.

He streamed 4K porn while I was buffering like a sad potato.

She played a video game and beat the boss before I even loaded the map.

He video called me while downloading a whole library. I just sat there like a confused ghost.

My e-hearty cousin watched 8 movies at the same time. I had to beg for a single clip.

She streamed a concert and played a game at the same time. I had to ask for mercy.

My e-hearty friend downloaded a whole season in 2 minutes. I still had time to cry.

He played a game while streaming a concert. I had to ask for a snack.

She watched a movie while I was still loading the first scene. I felt like a broken toaster.

My e-hearty friend downloaded a movie before I even blinked. I felt like a sad ant.

He played a game and watched a concert at the same time. I had to ask for a snack.

She had 10 tabs open and still had time to text me. I was just a confused squirrel.

My e-hearty friend downloaded a whole album in 10 seconds. I still had time to yawn.

He watched a movie while playing a game. I had to beg for a single clip.

She video called me while streaming a concert. I was just a confused background.

My e-hearty friend downloaded a movie before I could finish my coffee. I was just a confused spoon.

He played a game while watching a concert. I had to ask for mercy.

She had 10 tabs open and still had time to text me. I was just a broken phone.