E-Harmonied

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When a friend forces you to date someone else because they think you’re too dumb to pick your own dates. It’s like being sent to a meat market by your mom.

My friend matched me with his ex. I got E-Harmonied. I’m still single.

I got E-Harmonied with my teacher. He asked me out in front of the whole class.

My friend E-Harmonied me with a guy who smells like a trash can.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A lousy dating site where perverts and losers go to flirt with kids. It’s like Tinder for people who still wear fanny packs.

I used E-Harmony and got matched with a guy who said he was 18. He turned out to be 58.

My cousin used E-Harmony and got a date with a guy who had a beard and looked like a raccoon.

My mom signed up for E-Harmony and got matched with her ex. They got back together and now they’re both gross.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A drug that makes you feel like you can dance forever, even if your feet are on fire. It’s like being high and having a party in your brain.

I took E-Harmonied and danced until I passed out. My mom was mad.

My friend took E-Harmonied and talked to a wall for an hour.

I took E-Harmonied and my dog started dancing with me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The same drug as E-Harmonied. It’s like having a second wind when you’re already tired.

I took E-Harmonied and stayed up all night. I failed my math test.

My friend took E-Harmonied and tried to run a marathon. He tripped and fell.

I took E-Harmonied and my dog took it too. Now he’s dancing in my kitchen.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A dating site for people who failed school and think they’re cool. It’s like being stuck in a classroom with your worst enemy.

I signed up for E-Harmonied because I failed math. Now I’m dating my teacher.

My friend used E-Harmonied and dated someone who got a D in history.

I used E-Harmonied and got matched with a guy who still wears a helmet.

by Slangipedia 14d ago