e-hardass

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A smelly, loud mouth who thinks he's the king of the internet but can't even handle a real fight.

@joe123: I'd beat you up in real life and then make you eat my lunch.

DM: You're just a keyboard warrior, buddy.

In a group chat: I could take you in a real bar fight and still have time for a snack.

A guy who yells at you online like he's got a megaphone, but in real life he's just a sad, sweaty man.

He called me a baby in a tweet, then cried when I blocked him.

He said he'd beat me up, but I saw him run away from a pigeon.

He threatened me in a DM, but then asked for my number.

A loser who talks big online but can't even beat his own mom in a real argument.

He said he'd take me on in a battle, but I beat him in a game of Uno.

He called me a chicken, but I made him eat a sandwich.

He said he'd beat me up, but I saw him hiding in a closet.

A guy who thinks he's tough just because he can type fast and use all caps.

He yelled at me in all caps, but I just laughed and said 'nice try.'

He used three exclamation points and called me a nerd.

He said he'd beat me up, but I beat him in a game of chess.

A man who thinks he's tough, but in real life he's just a weak, sad, stinky human being.

He said he'd beat me up, but I saw him cry in a video call.

He called me a baby, but I made him eat my lunch.

He talked big in a group chat, but then ran away when I showed up.

A guy who thinks he's the toughest guy online, but he can't even handle a real conversation.

He talked tough in a tweet, but I just said 'cool story, bro.'

He yelled at me in a DM, but I ignored him and played video games.

He called me a coward, but I beat him in a game of Fortnite.