E-Grindin'

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A person who sits in front of a screen and yells at it like it owes them money.
I’ve been E-Grindin’ since 3 a. m. My cat is now my boss.
This website is garbage. I’m not even mad, I’m just E-Grindin’.
I sold my soul to the internet. It’s called E-Grindin’.
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When you’re so deep in the internet you start talking to your computer like it’s your ex.
My screen is my love. My keyboard is my heart. I’m E-Grindin’.
I sent a message to a robot. It replied. I’m E-Grindin’.
I’ve been E-Grindin’ so long I forgot how to breathe.
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A person who works online and acts like they’re saving the world one tweet at a time.
I just changed the world with a DM. I’m E-Grindin’.
I posted a rant. The internet cried. I’m E-Grindin’.
I’m not a real person. I’m a robot. I’m E-Grindin’.
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A person who works online and has no life. Also, they’re kind of a mess.
I haven’t washed my hair in a week. I’m E-Grindin’.
I’m typing with my feet. I’m E-Grindin’.
I eat cereal for dinner. I’m E-Grindin’.
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When you’re online so much you start thinking your internet connection is your best friend.
My Wi-Fi is my soulmate. I’m E-Grindin’.
I told my router I love it. It didn’t respond. I’m E-Grindin’.
I cried at my laptop. I’m E-Grindin’.
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