E-Governor

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a governor who texts like a madman and uses emails like they’re going out of style because he’s too lazy to talk to people face-to-face.

"I’m not going to call you. I’m sending you 17 texts and 3 emails. You’re welcome."

"The whole state is going to fail because I didn’t reply to your email."

"I texted the entire legislature. They still didn’t get it."

a governor who thinks electronic messages are the only way to rule and would rather get roasted online than have a real conversation.

"I posted a rant on Twitter about the budget. The whole state is now arguing in the comments."

"I sent a DM to the mayor. He replied with a single emoji. I’m sending another DM."

"I emailed the entire school board. They still didn’t get it."

a governor who sends messages like they’re going out of style and acts like no one else can communicate without an app.

"I sent 10 emails about the traffic. The roads are still broken."

"I texted my whole staff. They still didn’t get it."

"I DM’d the news. They still didn’t get it."