e-goraphobia

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E-goraphobia is when you get so panicked in online open spaces that you scream into your pillow and blame the internet for your existence.

DM: 'I can't handle this group chat anymore. I'm going to die.'

Tweet: 'Why does everyone have to be online at the same time? It's like a horror movie.'

Text: 'I can't log on to the forum. I think I'll faint.'

E-goraphobia is when you're too scared of the internet to leave your room, even if it's just to get snacks.

Tweet: 'I got snacks and a death threat. Priorities.'

Text: 'I stayed in my room for three days. I don't know if I'll ever come out.'

DM: 'The internet is watching me. I can feel it.'

E-goraphobia is when you're so terrified of online crowds that you throw your phone out the window like it's your ex.

Text: 'I threw my phone out the window. It was the only way to escape.'

Tweet: 'The comment section is too much. I'm moving to the woods.'

DM: 'I can't take it anymore. I'm becoming a hermit.'

E-goraphobia is like being stuck in a virtual crowd with no escape and no snacks. It's the worst.

Tweet: 'I'm stuck in this virtual crowd. I can't breathe.'

Text: 'No snacks. No escape. Just me and the internet.'

DM: 'This is worse than my math test.'

E-goraphobia is when the internet feels like a giant open space, and you're just a tiny, panicky kid who can't handle it.

Text: 'The internet is too big. I'm just a tiny kid.'

Tweet: 'I feel like a kid in a giant open space. It's scary.'

DM: 'The internet is my worst enemy. I hate it.'