e-goon

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A snot-nosed internet flunky who does other people's dirty work online. Like a kid with a spatula flipping burgers for a greasy boss.
My cousin is some CEO's e-goon. He gets paid to roast people on Twitter and send death threats.
That guy is my mom's e-goon. He posted a photo of my dog in a bikini and called it a crime against humanity.
My e-goon is my ex. He sent my crush a 100-message thread about how I had a crush on him in 2012.
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An online goon who does the bidding of someone else. They're like the trash talkers of the internet, and they get paid to be annoying.
My e-goon sends me fake DMs from my crush every time I post a photo of my dog.
My e-goon called my teacher a ‘fat cow’ in a group chat and got suspended.
My e-goon sent my crush a 200-line essay about why my dog is better than theirs.
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A backstabbing internet lackey who does whatever their boss says. They're like the worst kind of sidekick, and they're paid to be a pain in the butt.
My e-goon sent my crush a 200-line essay about why my dog is better than theirs.
My e-goon is my teacher’s favorite student. He makes fake accounts to report other kids for no reason.
My e-goon called my crush a ‘smelly toad’ in a group chat and got suspended.
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A smelly, snotty sidekick who does dirty work online for someone else. They're like the worst kind of helper, and they get paid to be a bother.
My e-goon is my crush’s best friend. He sends me fake DMs from my crush every time I post a photo of my dog.
My e-goon sent my crush a 100-message thread about how I had a crush on him in 2012.
My e-goon is my teacher’s favorite student. He makes fake accounts to report other kids for no reason.
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A backstabbing, smelly flunky who does the internet dirty work for someone else. They’re like the worst kind of sidekick, and they get paid to be a pain.
My e-goon sent my crush a 200-line essay about why my dog is better than theirs.
My e-goon called my teacher a 'fat cow' in a group chat and got suspended.
My e-goon is my crush’s best friend. He sends me fake DMs from my crush every time I post a photo of my dog.
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