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It’s the Nigerian pidgin way of saying ‘see you later’, but it’s also used when you’re being extra and don’t want to admit you’re leaving.
E go be, I’m outta here, you know I got a life to live.
E go be, I’ll be back when I’m not being extra.
E go be, I swear I’ll come back, I just might not like myself anymore.
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A bloated sense of self from being too full of yourself because you have 1,000 friends and your status gets 5 likes.
I got 5 likes, I’m the next big thing.
I have 1,000 friends, I’m a god.
I got 1 like, but I’m still rich.
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Your online fake self, the one that posts selfies and talks nonsense while your real self is crying in a bathroom.
My alter ego is a influencer, my real self is a potato.
Online I’m a king, offline I’m a mess.
Alter ego is my ex, real self is my current ex.
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When you get your feelings hurt in a video game and you’re too proud to admit you lost, even if you died 10 times.
I lost, but I’m still cool, I just didn’t want to admit it.
I died 10 times, but I still beat you, sort of.
I got my feelings hurt, but I’m still better than you.
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When you take a pill and suddenly you’re a king, but you forget you were ever a normal person and you do stupid stuff.
I took pills and I thought I was a king, but I was just a mess.
I took pills, I did stupid stuff, and I forgot my name.
I took pills and I said I was a god, I still am.
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When someone says, ‘If e choke you go know’, it means you’re gonna be the one who gets choked, and you’re gonna be the one who understands.
If e choke you go know, I’m gonna choke you and you’re gonna understand.
If e choke you go know, I don’t know, but I’m gonna choke you.
If e choke you go know, I’ll choke you and you’ll wish you were dead.
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