e-Giftology

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The art of buying gifts with your fingers and hoping the person likes it.

I clicked 'buy now' and now I have to pretend I know my uncle's favorite color.

I ordered a gift for my mom and it came with a side of sarcasm.

I bought my friend a gift online and it was the worst decision of my life.

When you buy a gift online and hope it doesn't make the person want to punch you.

I got my dad a gift from Amazon and he said it was the most useless thing he's ever owned.

I bought my brother a gift online and he said it was like being tortured.

I bought my mom a gift online and she said it was the worst thing I've ever done.

The science of buying a gift with your eyes closed and praying it's good.

I bought my sister a gift online and it was like a nightmare come true.

I bought my friend a gift online and it was the worst thing ever.

I bought my dad a gift online and he said it was the most useless thing he's ever had.

When you order a gift online and hope it doesn't make the person want to kill you.

I bought my mom a gift online and she said it was the worst thing I've ever done.

I bought my brother a gift online and he said it was like being tortured.

I bought my dad a gift online and he said it was the most useless thing he's ever owned.

The madness of buying a gift online and hoping it doesn't make the person want to scream.

I bought my sister a gift online and it was like a nightmare come true.

I bought my friend a gift online and it was the worst thing ever.

I bought my mom a gift online and she said it was the worst thing I've ever done.

The horror of buying a gift online and hoping it doesn't make the person want to die.

I bought my dad a gift online and he said it was the most useless thing he's ever had.

I bought my brother a gift online and he said it was like being tortured.

I bought my mom a gift online and she said it was the worst thing I've ever done.