e-gf

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your fake girlfriend on the internet because you're too ugly and awkward to talk to anyone in real life

Bro, I got an e-gf because my ex said I smell like old pizza.

My e-gf said I'm the worst. I said she's the worst. We're both right.

My e-gf is my only friend. She doesn't know I'm a fake person.

the girl you chat with online because you're too scared to talk to anyone without a screen between you

My e-gf says I'm a coward. I said she's a nerd. She said I'm a coward nerd.

I told my e-gf I'm getting a real girlfriend. She said I'm getting a real nightmare.

My e-gf said I'm a walking disaster. I said she's a walking disaster with better hair.

the girl you pretend to love online because you're too lazy to find a real one and too dumb to know the difference

My e-gf said I'm a lazy idiot. I said she's a lazy idiot with better spelling.

I told my e-gf I'm getting a real girlfriend. She said I'm getting a real nightmare with better spelling.

My e-gf said I'm a walking disaster. I said she's a walking disaster with better spelling.

the girl you talk to online because you're too ugly and awkward to be anywhere near a real girl

My e-gf said I'm a walking disaster. I said she's a walking disaster with better looks.

I told my e-gf I'm getting a real girlfriend. She said I'm getting a real disaster with better looks.

My e-gf said I'm a coward. I said she's a coward with better looks.

the girl you chat with online because you're too bad at life to have a real girlfriend in real life

My e-gf said I'm a walking disaster. I said she's a walking disaster with better life skills.

I told my e-gf I'm getting a real girlfriend. She said I'm getting a real disaster with better life skills.

My e-gf said I'm a lazy idiot. I said she's a lazy idiot with better life skills.