e-gesture(s)

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E-gestures are like forced handshakes in a prison yard, you get paired with someone who likes the same crap as you, just so you can both get a little something for being nice.

I got matched with a guy who also loves pizza and hates Mondays. We both got free snacks.

My sister was paired with a guy who also likes bad hair and worse jokes. They now text each other every day.

My neighbor got paired with a guy who also hates dogs. They now team up to annoy the hell out of my dog.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

E-gestures are when you're made to like someone else just so you can both get a tiny reward, like the universe giving you a lollipop for being polite.

I had to like my coworker’s terrible puns just so I could get an extra coffee.

My friend had to compliment my terrible singing just so he could get a free pizza.

I had to say I liked my boss’s bad haircut just so I could get a day off.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

E-gestures are like a love match in a trash can, you get stuck with someone who's just as weird as you, and you both get a little something for it.

I got stuck with a guy who also thinks ketchup is a dessert. We both got extra snacks.

My friend got stuck with a girl who also thinks Mondays are a sin. They now get free coffee every week.

I got stuck with a guy who also hates Mondays. We both now get free pizza every Friday.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

E-gestures are when you’re stuck with someone like you, just so you can both get a little something, like the universe throwing you a bone.

I got stuck with someone who also hates Mondays. We both got extra coffee.

My friend got stuck with someone who also loves bad puns. They now text each other every day.

I got stuck with someone who also thinks ketchup is a dessert. We now get free snacks.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

E-gestures are like a trash can romance, you get matched with someone who’s just as trashy as you, and you both get a tiny reward for being trashy together.

I got matched with someone who also hates Mondays. We now get extra coffee every week.

My friend got matched with someone who also thinks ketchup is a dessert. They now get free snacks every Friday.

I got matched with someone who also loves bad puns. We now text each other every day.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

E-gestures are when you're forced to like someone just so you can both get a tiny reward, like a teacher giving you a sticker for being quiet.

I had to like my coworker’s terrible puns just so I could get an extra coffee.

My friend had to say he liked my terrible singing just so he could get a free pizza.

I had to say I liked my boss’s bad haircut just so I could get a day off.

by Slangipedia 4d ago