E-gaged

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E-gaged is when your lover or date acts like they’re dead because they’re too busy staring at their phone like it’s the last piece of cake on Earth.

'Hey, I’m talking to you!', 30 minutes later, still ignored.

They saw the fire, but their phone was on mute.

I proposed, and they replied with a thumbs-up emoji.

E-gaged is when your partner’s phone is their only friend, and you’re just the background noise.

'I’m with you, I swear!', 10 minutes later, they were in a TikTok fight.

They took a selfie with their phone, not with me.

I said I loved them, and they said, 'Later.'

E-gaged is when your significant other is more interested in their phone than your face.

I asked them out, and they replied with a cat meme.

They answered my text with a selfie, not me.

I showed up at their house, and they were arguing with a video game.

E-gaged is when your date is so stuck on their phone, they might as well be married to it.

They didn’t even notice I fell over.

I told them I was leaving, and they replied with a text.

They missed our anniversary because they were watching a livestream.

E-gaged is when your lover or date is more interested in their phone than your feelings.

They cried over a video, but not me.

They answered my call with a text.

I asked how they were, and they said, 'I’m fine, I’m busy.'

E-gaged is when your date treats their phone like it’s their ex, and you’re just the new person in the background.

They took a selfie with their phone, not with me.

They texted their ex during our date.

They said, 'I’ll talk to you later,' and never did.