e-fucking

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Fucking with electronics. You pretend to have sex with someone through texts, emails, or apps instead of actually doing it. It’s like having a one-way conversation with a porn star.
Hey, wanna do e-fucking? I’m tired of my real life.
I just e-fucked my math teacher. He didn’t even notice.
E-fucking is my new hobby. I’ve got 12 people in my list.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you actually fuck an e-boy. He’s probably wearing a hoodie, sitting in a dark room, and you’re just imagining he’s hot.
I e-fucked my e-boy in the chat. He didn’t even log off.
He said he was coming over, but he just e-fucked me instead.
I’ve e-fucked 3 e-boys today. I’m tired of being single.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you expected a raise, but all you got was a look of disappointment from your boss and a free cup of coffee.
I asked for a raise and got e-fucking. I’m still working for minimum wage.
I thought I was getting a promotion, but I got e-fucked instead.
I came in with high hopes, and I got e-fucked by my manager.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you take the worst possible action by removing someone from your Facebook friends, just to be a jerk.
I e-fucked my ex on Facebook. He still follows me.
I e-fucked my mom. She sent me a message: 'Why?'.
I e-fucked my crush. Now he’s mad at me.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you slam your e-brake so hard your car jerks, and then some random person decides to have sex with it.
I e-fucked my car in traffic. Everyone laughed at me.
I e-fucked my brother’s car. He was mad.
I e-fucked my neighbor’s car. Now I get free pizza.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The only pizza worth living for. It’s so good, it makes you forget your problems and your ex.
This is the best pizza in the world. I just e-fucked my life.
I ate e-fucking pizza and forgot my ex.
E-fucking pizza is the only thing that matters now.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When someone is so obsessed with you, they ignore everything else just to be your sexual sidekick.
He e-fucked me so bad, I forgot my own name.
I got e-fucked by my crush. Now I can’t focus in class.
She e-fucked me so much, I had to drop out of school.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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