e-frigerator

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A big online fridge where grownups stick their stupid achievements and bad grades like they still care about school. It’s like a fridge but for people who think they’re still cool.
My mom posted my report card from 2007. It’s still on the e-frigerator. I’m 30.
My dad put his LinkedIn profile on the e-frigerator. It’s a disgrace.
My sister’s 2012 TikTok dance is on the e-frigerator. It’s haunting me.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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An online fridge where adults put their stupid life updates and stupid achievements, like they’re still in kindergarten and nobody told them.
My brother put his bad dating profile on the e-frigerator. It’s a crime.
My grandma added her ‘I finally learned how to use a phone’ post on the e-frigerator. It’s a miracle.
My dad added his ‘I lost 5 pounds’ post. It’s a lie.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A digital fridge where adults brag about their stupid lives, like they’re still in elementary school and nobody told them they’re adults.
My mom put her ‘I got a 100 on my math test’ from 2003 on the e-frigerator. It’s ancient.
My sister posted her ‘I got a promotion’ on the e-frigerator. It’s fake.
My dad posted his ‘I beat my son at chess’ on the e-frigerator. It’s a lie.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A big online fridge where adults stick their stupid achievements and bad grades like they still think they’re cool. It’s like a fridge but for people who forgot how to be cool.
My dad posted his ‘I got a 200 on my math test’ on the e-frigerator. It’s a lie.
My sister put her ‘I got a B+’ on the e-frigerator. It’s a disgrace.
My grandma added her ‘I finally learned how to use a phone’ on the e-frigerator. It’s a miracle.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A digital fridge for adults who think they’re still cool and post their stupid life updates and bad grades like nobody’s watching.
My brother put his ‘I got a 200 on my math test’ on the e-frigerator. It’s a lie.
My mom posted her ‘I got a 100 on my math test’ from 2003. It’s ancient.
My sister posted her ‘I got a B+’ on the e-frigerator. It’s a disgrace.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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An online fridge where grownups post their stupid life updates and bad grades like they think they’re still in elementary school and nobody told them they were adults.
My dad posted his ‘I beat my son at chess’ on the e-frigerator. It’s a lie.
My grandma added her ‘I finally learned how to use a phone’ on the e-frigerator. It’s a miracle.
My mom posted her ‘I got a 100 on my math test’ from 2003. It’s ancient.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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