E for Everybody

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E for Everybody is for kids who think they rule the world and don’t know what a real game is. It’s for people who ruin everything with their stupid choices.
My cousin plays Fortnite like it’s a job. He’s 12 and has 10,000 followers.
My sister spends 2 hours a day in Minecraft building a house that looks like a dump.
My brother plays NBA 2K like it’s the real thing. He’s never watched a game in his life.
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E for Everybody is the reason why games are so easy and so dumb. It’s for people who don’t know how to play properly and think they are the best.
My friend plays Madden and thinks he’s a pro. He hasn’t even touched a football.
My little brother plays NBA 2K and thinks he’s LeBron James. He’s not even 10 yet.
My sister spends 4 hours in Minecraft just to build a house that looks like a cave.
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E for Everybody is for people who think they are gods in the game, but they’re just kids with too much time on their hands.
My cousin plays Fortnite every day and thinks he’s a legend. He’s not even good.
My brother spends 3 hours in Minecraft building a house that looks like a prison.
My little sister plays NBA 2K and thinks she’s a pro. She’s never even played basketball.
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E for Everybody is for people who play games like they're real life. They don’t know what a real game is and they think they're the best.
My little brother plays Madden and thinks he’s the best player in the NFL. He’s not even 12 yet.
My sister spends 2 hours in Minecraft just to build a house that looks like a pile of trash.
My friend plays Fortnite every day and thinks he's a pro. He’s not even good.
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E for Everybody is for people who think they're awesome in the game, but they're just kids with no life and way too much time on their hands.
My cousin plays NBA 2K every day and thinks he’s a pro. He doesn’t even know what basketball is.
My brother plays Fortnite like it's a real life battle. He’s 10 and thinks he's a soldier.
My sister plays Minecraft and builds a house that looks like a mess. She calls it a masterpiece.
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