e-foot in the mouth

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when you accidentally email the wrong person because you’re too dumb to check the address before you hit send. it’s like your brain is on vacation and your fingers are trying to take over the world.
i sent my boss a message about my cat’s death instead of my actual work email.
i emailed my ex my mom’s grocery list and my mom emailed my ex my grocery list.
i told my crush i hated him and sent it to my crush’s mom.
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when you forward a stupid email to your friend, then reply to it, and somehow the original sender gets the whole thing. it’s like you’re trying to trap the person who sent you the stupid email, and you accidentally trap yourself.
i forwarded my coworker’s rant to my friend and replied to it, so my coworker got the whole thing.
i sent my mom a message about my crush, and my crush saw it because i replied to it.
i forwarded my teacher’s hate mail to my best friend, and my teacher got my best friend’s reply.
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when you mess up an email so bad that it feels like you’re being haunted by your own stupidity. it’s like you’re the ghost of dumb decisions past.
i emailed my crush my crush’s ex’s thoughts about my crush.
i sent my crush my crush’s ex’s thoughts about me to my crush’s ex.
i emailed my crush my crush’s ex’s thoughts about me to my crush’s ex and my crush.
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