E-Flirter

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A basement-dwelling keyboard slacker who yells compliments at girls online like they owe him money. Uses stupid emojis and fake confidence to cover up his lack of real balls and life skills.
Hey babe, you’re like a pizza with extra cheese. Hot and extra.
If you were a snack, you’d be my favorite. Like a bag of chips. But fancy.
Your face is so pretty, I might cry. Or maybe I’ll just delete my ex’s DMs.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who lives in his mom’s basement, sends fake love letters to random girls online, and thinks emoticons are the same as real emotions. He’s from the middle of nowhere and has no idea how to talk to people who aren’t on the Internet.
You are so beautiful, I want to punch my dad for not being as cool as you.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a mango. Sweet and slightly weird.
Your picture is so good, I might faint. Or I’ll just send this to my mom.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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