e-five

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A digital high five that’s so fake it smells like bad pizza and regret.

Bro, I just got an e-five from my ex. She still thinks we’re friends.

My teacher gave me an e-five for cheating. I guess that’s a win.

I e-fived my mom. She said it was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

A lazy way to show you’re still alive, even if you’re too tired to do anything real.

I e-fived my friend at 2 a. m. He thought it was a joke. He was wrong.

I e-fived my dog. He didn’t care. He just ate my homework.

I e-fived my crush. They ignored me. I cried.

A high five that’s so weak it’s like your hand is made of spaghetti and shame.

My e-five was so bad, my friend said I should’ve just waved.

I e-fived my enemy. It looked like a peace treaty. It wasn’t.

I e-fived my dad. He said it was the worst e-five he’d ever seen.

A fake high five that’s more annoying than a broken printer in the middle of a test.

My e-five was so annoying, I turned it into a meme.

I e-fived my teacher. She gave me a pop quiz. I failed.

I e-fived my mom. She said it was the worst thing since bad hair.

A digital high five that’s like getting a participation trophy for being alive.

I e-fived my friend. He said it was worse than a participation trophy.

I e-fived my crush. They said it was just a waste of time.

I e-fived my dad. He said I should’ve just waved.