e-fatuation

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When you think you're in love with someone you met online, but it's just a bunch of cat videos and bad selfies. You're not in love, you're just high on your own dumbness.

'I'm gonna marry him. He said he likes pizza.', 2 weeks later, he changed his profile pic to a duck.

'She texts me every day. She must love me.', She only texts me when she needs a ride to the mall.

'He said he'd never leave me.', He left me for a girl named 'Brenda.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you're so obsessed with electric cars that you think they're the future, the hope of mankind, and the only thing that will save you from the apocalypse, and you're probably wrong.

'I'm gonna buy a Tesla. It's the only thing that makes sense.', 3 months later, he's still waiting for it to arrive.

'I don't even need a car. I just need a charger.', He walked 5 miles to the store.

'They’re eco-friendly! They’re the future! They’re the only thing that will save me from my dad!', He’s still waiting for the future to come.

by Slangipedia 5d ago