Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Cheating with someone while your partner is stuck in the middle of a Zoom call

'I'm gonna leave you for my barista, I just need 10 more minutes.'

'I'm not even looking at you, I'm looking at my phone and my barista.'

'Your partner is on a call and I'm already in a group chat with my new lover.'

2

Lying to your significant other while you're both on separate devices doing the same thing

'I'm working, I'm not talking to her.'

'I'm on a meeting, I'm not looking at my lover.'

'I'm just checking my phone, I'm not cheating.'

3

Sending your lover secret messages while your significant other is right there watching

'I'm just checking my email, I'm not talking to my lover.'

'I'm just looking at my phone, I'm not sending my lover secret messages.'

'I'm just reading my messages, I'm not cheating.'

4

Having a lover on the side while your main partner is stuck in a video call with their mom

'I'm just talking to my mom, I'm not cheating.'

'I'm just on a video call, I'm not talking to my lover.'

'I'm just looking at my phone, I'm not having an affair.'

5

Having a lover while your partner is stuck in a meeting and you're both pretending to be working

'I'm just working, I'm not cheating.'

'I'm just looking at my phone, I'm not talking to my lover.'

'I'm just pretending to be working, I'm not having an affair.'

6

Having a lover on the side while your main partner is stuck in a conference call and you're both faking it

'I'm just on a conference call, I'm not talking to my lover.'

'I'm just looking at my phone, I'm not cheating.'

'I'm just faking it, I'm not having an affair.'