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A total breakdown of your junk when you take too much X and end up with a flaccid noodle that can't even get hard. You're so horny you could cum in a sock, but your dick is like a deflated balloon.

I took 4 X's and my dick is smaller than my cousin's chicken. I'm a walking embarrassment.

After the club, I looked like a sad wittle penguin. My dick was crying.

I tried to impress my date, but my dick was like, 'Not today, bro.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You're so turned on you're drooling, but your junk is dead. You're like a hot dog that can't pop. It's the worst kind of torture.

I was so horny I could have kissed my brother, but my dick was like, 'Nope.'

I tried to get it on, but my dick was too lazy to show up.

I was high as a kite, but my junk was sleepin'.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Your junk shrinks like a deflated balloon after an X pill. You're high, but your junk is in a coma.

I dropped an X and my dick was like, 'I'm out.'

After the pill, my junk was smaller than my brother's wrist.

I was trippin', but my junk was chillin'.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You're getting hard from the internet, like a man who just saw a hot girl in a DM. You're like, 'I need this now.'

I saw a pic and my junk was like, 'I'm coming.'

I got a DM and my dick was like, 'I'm on it.'

I was scrolling and my junk was like, 'I'm hard.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You put half your junk in a girl and swirl the outside part like you're mixing a cake. She's so turned on she'll do anything after that. It's like magic with your meat.

I did the whisk-e-dick and she was like, 'I'll do anything.'

I whisked her and she was like, 'I'm cumming again.'

I swirl my junk and she's like, 'I'm your slave.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You're getting unsolicited or sent dick pics. It's like your junk is going viral on the internet. E-girls are getting it from everywhere.

I got a dick pic and it was like, 'I'm famous.'

My junk was posted online and it was like, 'I'm a star.'

I sent a pic and my junk was like, 'I'm popular.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

It's the new name for a vibrator, or a tickler. In the 2020s, everyone's got an E-dick, and it's the best thing since sliced bread.

I got an E-dick and it was like, 'I'm the best.'

My junk is now a machine, and it's like, 'I'm the future.'

I upgraded from a vibrator to an E-dick, and it's like, 'I'm a god.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago