e dashura ime

E dashura ime just threw a pizza at my face because I forgot his birthday.

He said I was his e dashura ime until I stole his last sock.

I told my mom my e dashura ime left me for a girl who can cook.

My e dashura ime called me a dumb cow and then texted me a heart emoji.

He said he was my e dashura ime until he cheated with my sister.

I told my e dashura ime I was breaking up with him, and he said, 'Okay, I'll just be your e dashura ime forever.'

I kissed my e dashura ime and then punched him for forgetting my favorite song.

He called me his e dashura ime, so I called him a donkey and kicked him out.

My e dashura ime said I was his everything, so I told him he was my nothing.