Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Faking a phone conversation to avoid getting yelled at by someone in the same room

Hey, I'm on a date with my phone, not you!

This isn't a group chat, it's a prison sentence.

I'm texting my ex, not you, you loudmouth.

2

Using your phone like it's a shield while someone tries to talk to you in real life

I’m not ignoring you, I’m just texting my imaginary friend.

This is a DM, not a conversation.

I’m not avoiding you, I’m just texting my mom.

3

Making up stories on your phone so you don’t have to answer someone in real life

I’m not texting my crush, I’m texting my pet turtle.

This isn’t a lie, it’s a text life.

I’m not avoiding you, I’m just texting my imaginary best friend.

4

Acting like your phone is the only thing that matters while someone tries to talk to you

I’m not texting my ex, I’m just texting my therapist.

This isn’t a conversation, it’s a text drama.

I’m not avoiding you, I’m just texting my imaginary dad.

5

Faking a conversation on your phone to escape talking to someone who’s being loud

I’m not texting my crush, I’m just texting my imaginary best friend.

This isn’t a real conversation, it’s a text lie.

I’m not ignoring you, I’m just texting my pet goldfish.