e-Cuddled

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When you pretend to hug someone online like you’re both still in the same room and they didn’t just move to the other side of the planet.

I'm e-cuddling you so hard I'm gonna need a new laptop.

You're so far away I might as well be texting a ghost.

I'm holding your face on my screen like it's my actual face.

When you’re so lonely you start cuddling with strangers on the internet and hope they’re not all just fake profiles.

This e-cuddle is the closest I’ll ever get to a real hug.

I’m e-cuddling with a guy who looks like he just got out of jail.

I'm e-cuddling with my ex and I hate it.

When you lie to your friends and say you’re doing homework, but you’re actually just e-cuddling your crush.

I said I was working on math, but I was e-cuddling my crush the whole time.

My mom thinks I’m studying, but I’m e-cuddling my best friend.

I told my teacher I was sick, but I was e-cuddling my crush in the bathroom.

When you’re too cheap to buy a plane ticket, so you e-cuddle your lover instead of actually seeing them.

I’m e-cuddling my lover like they’re right here next to me.

I’m e-cuddling my lover because I can’t afford to fly to them.

I’m e-cuddling my lover and I’m going to die of loneliness.

When you’re too lazy to move, so you e-cuddle your crush instead of actually getting up and walking over.

I’m e-cuddling my crush instead of getting up and walking over.

I’m too lazy to move, so I’m e-cuddling my crush.

I’m e-cuddling my crush like I’m not even tired.