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trying to be the center of attention by screaming into the internet like a confused goat.
I posted a video of my cat falling off a couch and now I’m famous? No, I’m just tired.
I live-tweeted my breakfast and now I have 3 followers. One of them is my mom.
I did a TikTok of me yelling at my plants and now I feel like I’ve wasted my life.
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using the internet like a giant megaphone to yell at people who don’t care.
I posted a rant about my ex and now my mom is crying.
I did a live stream of me eating pizza and now I feel like I’ve ruined my life.
I made a tweet about my bad day and now my boss is reading it.
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being so desperate for likes that you post every single weird thing you do.
I posted a video of me dancing in my pajamas and now I feel like I’ve lost my mind.
I took a selfie with my dog and now I’m getting comments from strangers.
I posted a 30-minute video of me folding laundry and now I’m being called a hero.
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flashing your face all over the internet like it’s the last day of school and you’re trying to impress the principal.
I posted a video of me doing yoga and now I feel like I’m in a commercial.
I took a selfie during my lunch break and now I’m famous in my office.
I did a TikTok of me eating a sandwich and now my coworkers are judging me.
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shoving your life into the internet like it’s a trash can and you’re trying to throw everything at once.
I posted my entire day on Instagram and now I feel like I’ve lost my mind.
I sent a 10-minute video of me eating cereal to my best friend and now she’s confused.
I live-tweeted my entire commute and now my boss is checking my tweets.
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