e-cred

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How good you are at faking being awesome on the internet. It's like your digital cock size.
Bro sent me a DM: 'I’m the king of TikTok.' I replied: 'Bro, you’re the king of lying.'
She posted a selfie with 10 likes and said, 'This is my e-cred moment.'
He tried to impress me with a 30-second video. It was just him saying 'yo' in a room.
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Your online coolness points. You get them by pretending you're not a total mess.
She texted me: 'I just got 100 followers. I’m officially a legend.'
He posted a video of himself eating a burrito and said, 'This is my e-cred.'
My cousin said, 'I’m not a loser. I have e-cred.' I said, 'You have e-cred? Bro, you have e-cred.'
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The amount of fake awesomeness you can show on the internet before people see through you.
He said, 'I have 500 followers. I’m a real-life superhero.' I said, 'Bro, you’re a real-life liar.'
She posted a 2-minute video of her walking to school and called it 'my e-cred masterpiece.'
My friend said, 'I have e-cred. You don’t.' I said, 'You have e-cred? Bro, you have e-cred.'
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Your online coolness score. You get it by acting like you're not a total disaster.
He sent me a message: 'I’m so cool. I have e-cred.' I replied, 'Bro, you have e-cred. You have e-cred.'
She posted a video of herself laughing at a joke and said, 'This is my e-cred moment.'
My teacher said, 'You’re not cool. You have no e-cred.' I said, 'Sir, I have e-cred.'
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