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Internet stuff like Facebook and Second Life that make you lose your mind and your life. You start checking it once and then you're stuck like a damn leech, doing it before breakfast and skipping lunch just to see what new stupid post your cousin made.
I logged on for five minutes and now it's 3 a. m. and I'm still looking at my ex's vacation photos.
My boss thinks I'm working, but I'm really playing Mob Wars with my coffee.
I checked my LOLcats and now I can't remember my own phone number.