e-crabs

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weird viruses you get from clicking on porn sites like a desperate idiot
I clicked on a pirate ship ad and now my laptop is screaming
My mom got e-crabs and now her computer plays cat videos nonstop
I got e-crabs from a guy named Steve who looked like a goat
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the digital version of a crab walk you get from watching too much explicit content
My dad got e-crabs and now his computer looks like a war zone
I got e-crabs from a guy who had 17 names and a beard like a raccoon
My cousin got e-crabs and now his laptop is haunted
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the worst kind of computer virus you get from being too horny on the internet
I got e-crabs and now my laptop is covered in ads and glitter
My brother got e-crabs from a video with a man in a tutu
I got e-crabs and now my computer talks to me like I’m a toddler
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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