Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When clueless computer users get caught talking about love stuff in gross public chatrooms.

Hey babe, wanna meet up later? I’ve got a big head.

My mom’s watching. Don’t say anything stupid.

I’m 12 and my username is BoopBoop123.

2

When basic computer users get stuck in chatrooms and talk about love like they’re in a movie.

I’m 14 and I’ve never kissed anyone. Let’s do it.

Your username is so cute. What’s your age?

I told my brother. He laughed.

3

When brainless computer users end up in chatrooms and blab about love like they’re important.

My mom’s gonna kill me if she sees this.

I’m 13 and I’ve never had a crush before.

He said I’m hot. I think he’s lying.

4

When dumb computer users get trapped in chatrooms and talk about love like it’s a big deal.

I’m 12 and my username is DumbGuy420.

My friend’s gonna see this. I’m doomed.

He said I’m cute. I think he’s lying.

5

When idiot computer users end up in chatrooms and talk about love like it’s the best thing ever.

I’m 13 and I’ve never kissed anyone. Let’s do it.

He said I’m cute. I think he’s lying.

I told my brother. He laughed.

6

When stupid computer users get stuck in chatrooms and blab about love like they’re important.

I’m 12 and my username is BoopBoop123.

My mom’s watching. Don’t say anything stupid.

He said I’m hot. I think he’s lying.