e-cool

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E-cool people are total losers who live in their mom's basement and think posting selfies counts as a life. They brag about tiny achievements like getting a B+ or liking a tweet from a guy who's not even cool.

Just posted my 12th selfie today. My life is amazing.

I got a B+ on a test. I’m famous now.

I liked a tweet from a guy who doesn’t even know who I am.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

E-cool is for people who think they’re a total fuckhead and are too dumb to realize it. They argue online like they’re winning, but they’re just screaming into a void.

I said the sky is green. Therefore, I win.

You’re wrong. I’m right. Also, I’m a total fuckhead.

I don’t know what I’m talking about. But I’m right.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

E-cool is like the worst version of life. It’s just people making up stories and then crying when no one cares.

I got pulled by 5 girls at once. They all cried when I left.

I drank 20 beers and still looked cool. No one believed me.

I’m the best at everything. Also, I’m 12.

by Slangipedia 4d ago