e-condom

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The digital junkie's junkie blocker. Keeps your computer from getting all the nasty viruses and spam that try to crash your brain.

My e-condom just blocked a virus that tried to turn my computer into a dancing potato.

I didn't have an e-condom last week and now my laptop is crying.

My e-condom is the only thing stopping my mom from sending me 500 spam emails about her cat.

The last line of defense before your computer gets turned into a hot dog by hackers.

Without my e-condom, my computer would've been hacked by a guy named Kevin who just wanted my password.

My e-condom stopped a hacker who was trying to steal my lunch money.

I had to update my e-condom because my computer was getting too many pop-ups.

A computer’s version of a condom. Keeps the bad stuff out so your brain doesn’t explode from all the viruses.

My e-condom just saved me from a virus that tried to make my computer sing opera.

I had to put on my e-condom because my computer was getting too many ads.

My e-condom is like a superhero for my laptop.

What your computer wears to keep the hackers from getting in and stealing your files.

My e-condom just blocked a hacker who tried to steal my homework.

I didn’t have my e-condom on and my computer got hacked by my teacher.

My e-condom is like a shield for my computer.

The thing that keeps your computer from getting infected by all the dumb stuff on the internet.

My e-condom just saved me from a virus that turned my computer into a robot.

I had to put on my e-condom because my computer was being spammed by my cousin.

My e-condom is the reason my laptop isn’t dead yet.