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The fake coffee cup that sits on the table at the free wifi cafe. It’s just there to make you feel like you’re doing something important, even though you’re just scrolling through TikTok and eating a bag of chips.
I spent two hours at the free wifi cafe just to look at the e-coffee and pretend I was working.
That e-coffee is the only thing keeping me from crying in the corner.
The e-coffee looks like it was made by a toddler with a caffeine addiction.