Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To coddle someone with the Internet like they're a baby who just got a phone.

Mom: 'I sent you 20 messages. You better reply to all of them or I'll cry.'

Bro: 'I DM'd you 10 times. You're ignoring me like I'm not your best friend.'

Girl: 'I emailed you 5 times. You're being rude and I'm going to tell everyone.'

2

Using the Internet to treat someone like they're the only one who matters in the whole wide world.

Boyfriend: 'I sent you 15 texts. You're ignoring me like I don't exist.'

Friend: 'I messaged you 8 times. You're being a total ghost.'

Sis: 'I emailed you 3 times. You're not even worth my time.'

3

Spoiling someone with the Internet until they start to smell like a spam folder.

Girl: 'I sent you 12 messages. You're being a total dummy.'

Boy: 'I emailed you 7 times. You're ignoring me like I'm not your best friend.'

Mom: 'I DM'd you 10 times. You're not even worth my time.'

4

Giving someone the Internet like it's a lollipop and they're a toddler who just got grounded.

Friend: 'I sent you 9 texts. You're ignoring me like I'm not real.'

Boy: 'I messaged you 6 times. You're being a total ghost.'

Sis: 'I emailed you 4 times. You're not even worth my time.'

5

Treating someone like the Internet is a personal servant and they're the king of the whole damn thing.

Girl: 'I sent you 11 messages. You're ignoring me like I don't exist.'

Boy: 'I DM'd you 8 times. You're being a total dummy.'

Bro: 'I emailed you 6 times. You're not even worth my time.'

6

Making someone feel like the Internet is their personal pet and they're the only one who matters.

Mom: 'I sent you 10 messages. You're ignoring me like I'm not your mom.'

Friend: 'I messaged you 7 times. You're being a total ghost.'

Boy: 'I emailed you 5 times. You're not even worth my time.'