e-cock

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A fake cock that lives on a computer. People use it when they’re too lazy to get out of bed and it can be sent to anyone anywhere, even if they’re related.

My cousin sent me an e-cock at 3 AM. I cried.

I posted my e-cock on Facebook. My mom commented: 'Is this a new kind of homework?'

My friend’s e-cock got 100 likes. He’s now famous.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A made-up word that rich British kids use to sound smart, even though it’s just a shorter way to say money stuff.

My teacher said, 'E-cock is the future!' and I got a C+

I asked my friend, 'What’s e-cock?' and he called me a peasant.

My rich cousin said e-cock and I said, 'That’s not a real word!' and he called me a dumb American.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

To stop your friend from having sex by sending them a bunch of messages or posts until they’re too distracted to do anything else.

My friend got e-cocked by his crush and now he’s crying in the bathroom.

I e-cocked my brother by sending him 500 texts about tacos.

My crush e-cocked me by tagging me in 100 photos of her ex.

by Slangipedia 4d ago