e-clubbing

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Chatting online instead of going out. You talk to a bunch of strangers, mostly of the opposite sex. It’s like licking a piece of cardboard instead of eating a whole cake. Sometimes you get cybersex, but it’s not worth it.

I spent 3 hours talking to a guy named Steve who said he was a vampire.

My cousin got cybersex from a guy who had a dog named Kevin.

I talked to 10 girls and none of them had a real face.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A fancy name for a group of kids who can’t legally buy alcohol. You need a fake ID to get in, and if you don’t have one, you’re stuck watching the club from outside like a sad puppy.

My friend tried to get in without a fake ID and got yelled at by a bouncer named Bob.

I used my sister’s ID and got kicked out because she was in the club too.

I got in with a fake ID and got a free drink, but then I had to pay for my friend’s.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A club that robs you blind. They charge you money for nothing. They’re like a bunch of greedy snakes who just want your wallet. They should be thrown out of existence.

I paid $50 to get in and it was just a karaoke night.

My friend got scammed out of $20 for a drink that tasted like motor oil.

The club charged me for a drink and then said I had to pay for a membership too.

by Slangipedia 5d ago