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When you're too lazy to move, but you text your love like it's a fire alarm going off every five minutes.
'I miss you so much I'm crying in my soup.'
'I just looked at my phone and it felt like a breakup.'
'If you don't reply, I'm going to send you a text that says 'I love you' 50 times.'
2
When you're not close enough to smother them, but you send messages like you're in a love fight.
'I'm going to text you every time I breathe.'
'You're like my ex, but I still love you.'
'If you don't text me back, I'll text your mom.'
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When you're too far to touch them, but you send messages like you're chasing them through a crowd.
'I'm texting you so hard, I think my thumbs are going to fall off.'
'I sent you 20 texts and you only replied to one. You're dead to me.'
'I'm going to text you until you answer me, even if it takes all night.'
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When you're not close enough to kiss them, but you send messages like it's a breakup and you're texting your ex.
'I'm texting you so much, I'm going to have to buy a new phone.'
'I just sent you a text that says 'I love you' 10 times. You're welcome.'
'You're like my ex, but I still love you, so I'm going to text you again.'
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When you're too far to hug them, but you send messages like you're in a love war and you're texting your enemy.
'I sent you 100 texts and you still didn't reply. You're my enemy.'
'I'm going to text you until you answer me, even if it takes all day.'
'I just texted you so much, my phone is going to explode.'
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