E-Class Wagon

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The E-Class Wagon is the car that rich people drive when they want to look fancy but still act like they’re not showing off. It’s like a limo for people who think they’re too cool for a limo.
My dad drives one. He says it’s ‘classy.’ I say it’s just a fancy taxi.
My cousin’s mom got one for her birthday. She now thinks she’s a VIP.
My neighbor drives one and still thinks he’s the king of the block.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The E-Class Wagon is the car that only people with more money than sense would buy. It’s like the car version of a gold-plated sock.
My uncle bought one and now thinks he’s a king.
My friend’s mom got one and now she thinks she’s a celebrity.
My teacher’s dad drives one and still thinks he’s cool.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The E-Class Wagon is the car that only people who think they’re super rich but actually aren’t drive. It’s like the car version of a middle-class dream.
My cousin’s dad drives one and still thinks he’s rich.
My mom’s friend got one and now she thinks she’s a queen.
My neighbor’s brother drives one and still thinks he’s the best.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The E-Class Wagon is the car that rich people drive when they want to show off but still act like they’re not showing off. It’s like the car version of a fancy disguise.
My dad drives one and still thinks he’s a king.
My friend’s mom got one and now she thinks she’s a celebrity.
My neighbor’s brother drives one and still thinks he’s the best.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The E-Class Wagon is the car that only people who think they’re rich but actually aren’t buy. It’s like the car version of a middle-class lie.
My uncle drives one and still thinks he’s rich.
My mom’s friend got one and now she thinks she’s a queen.
My neighbor’s brother drives one and still thinks he’s the best.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The E-Class Wagon is the car that rich people drive when they want to look fancy but still act like they’re not showing off. It’s like the car version of a gold-plated lie.
My dad drives one and still thinks he’s a king.
My friend’s mom got one and now she thinks she’s a celebrity.
My neighbor’s brother drives one and still thinks he’s the best.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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