E-Cig

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A smoky fake cigarette that zaps your brain with nicotine and makes you feel like a cool gangster, even if you're just a sad office worker who still smells like breakfast food.
My boss uses it to look cool while he texts his ex at 2 AM.
I use it to avoid getting yelled at by my mom for smoking in the house.
My dog tried to eat it and now he’s stuck in a coughing fit.
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A tiny, smoky rebel that's trying to take down the cigarette empire and make everyone forget what a real smoke break feels like.
It's the reason my teacher lets me take a break during math class.
It's like a cigarette, but it doesn't make me smell like a burnt toaster.
It's the only thing that keeps me from getting yelled at by my dad.
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A smoky thing that hits you like a punch, and if you're not careful, it'll keep you up all night and make you look like a tired ghost.
I used it to stay awake during my boring math class.
It's the reason my friend can't stop coughing during lunch.
I used it to look cool in front of my crush.
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