e-Christian

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A fake Christian who talks too much and knows nothing about science or logic. They just quote the Bible like it's magic and think they're better than everyone else.

'The Earth was created in seven days, duh! You're a fool for thinking it's old!'

''You don't believe in God? That's why you're failing life.'

''I'm not even gonna try to explain this. Just quote the Bible and shut up.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A Christian who only cares about Christmas and Easter. They ignore the rest of the year and act like they're the only ones who matter.

'I'm a Christian, but I only care about Santa and the bunny.'

''Why do you care about Good Friday? It's not even a holiday!'

''I'm gonna go eat a cake and forget about the rest of the year.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A mean word for a snobbish Christian who thinks they're better than everyone else and has no idea what they're talking about.

'You're not even a real Christian! You're just a fake one!'

''Why do you even exist? You're just a waste of space.'

''You're not even worthy of my time.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago