E-Chepite

I can see your junk from here, and I’m not even trying.

Your junk is so good, I’m gonna cry.

I like your junk more than my mom's cooking.

Your shirt is doing a death-defying escape act, and I’m watching it happen.

That shirt is so broken, it’s like it wants to die.

Your shirt is escaping, and I’m not even mad.

Your cleavage is giving me a heart attack, and I’m fine with that.

I saw your cleavage, and now I can’t breathe.

Your cleavage is so good, it’s like it’s trying to kill me.

I can see your bits from here, and I’m not even trying.

Your bits are so good, I want to touch them all day.

I want to touch your bits more than I want to eat pizza.

Your shirt is giving me a visual of your junk, and I’m not even mad.

That shirt is showing off your junk like it’s a fashion show.

Your shirt is so broken, it’s showing your junk like it’s a crime.

I can see your junk and I’m getting hard, and I’m not even trying.

Your junk is so good, I’m getting hard like it’s my job.

I see your junk, and now I’m hard like I just won the lottery.