e-celebrity

@famousbitch: Just posted a selfie and 500,000 people cried. I’m still waiting for the 500,000 people to stop crying.

My cousin is an e-celebrity. She has 10 million followers and still can’t find her own phone.

This e-celebrity just posted a video of a cat eating a sandwich. I’m getting a divorce.

This e-celebrity’s whole brand is ‘I’m just being real.’ Real? Please. I’ve seen more real things in a jail cell.

He’s an e-celebrity because he said ‘bless you’ to a pizza.

She posted a 30-second video of her pet chicken and now she’s rich.

This e-celebrity just called the president a ‘dumb b*tch’ and got 10 million likes.

My neighbor is an e-celebrity. She posts 10 videos a day and still can’t shut up.

He’s famous for shouting ‘I love my mom’ in a TikTok. Now he’s rich and I’m poor.

This e-celebrity just sat on a couch and called it ‘a life-changing experience.’

She got famous for eating cereal at 3 a. m. and calling it ‘a spiritual awakening.’

He posted a video of himself breathing and now he’s got 20 million followers.

This e-celebrity just posted a picture of a mirror and called it ‘a journey.’

He got famous for saying ‘I’m so famous’ 100 times in a row.

She posted a 20-minute video of her cat sleeping and now she’s rich.