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Toys that make loud noises and make you feel like you're having sex with a robot that has no filter

My dog got one and now it screams every time he eats

I used mine during math class and got sent to the principal's office

My mom got hers and now she yells at the TV during soap operas

Electronic devices that make your brain explode with sounds and make you feel like you're in a fight with your ex

I used mine during my brother's birthday and he cried

My teacher got one and now she yells at the calculator

My dad used his during the Super Bowl and the neighbors called the cops

Noisy gadgets that make your ears bleed and your soul scream like you just got dumped by your crush

I used mine during my mom's Zoom meeting and she got fired

My brother used his during his test and got a zero

My neighbor used his and now the whole block hears it every day

Sound machines that make your face turn red and your mom yell at you like you just broke her favorite lamp

I used mine during my brother's bedtime and he cried

My teacher used hers during class and we all got in trouble

My dad used his during the dinner table and my mom threw a fork

Electronic toys that make your brain go crazy and your parents throw a tantrum like they’re in a middle school drama club

I used mine during my mom's yoga class and she fell over

My brother used his during his piano lesson and the teacher got mad

My dad used his during his meeting and got fired

Sound devices that make your brain feel like it's on fire and your little brother thinks it's a party

I used mine during my mom's work meeting and she got yelled at

My brother used his during lunch and everyone ran out

My dad used his during the family dinner and my mom threw a plate