E-Card

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An E-Card is like a lazy person's way of saying they care. It’s just a picture and a stupid message that takes 10 seconds to send. It’s like throwing a pebble at someone’s face from a million miles away.
Happy Birthday, you lazy piece of trash. I hope you rot in hell.
Merry Christmas. You’re still a failure.
You’re getting this because I felt like it.
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E-Card is the worst kind of attention you can get. It’s like someone remembered you for 10 seconds and then forgot you again. It’s like getting a slap from a toddler who doesn’t know what they’re doing.
I hope you die. Happy Birthday.
Merry Christmas. You’re still a loser.
You’re getting this because I’m too lazy to call you.
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