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A person so dumb they think pizza is a vegetable.
My cousin is an E Carb. He tried to explain why the sky is green.
My teacher said I was an E Carb for arguing with the calculator.
My dog is an E Carb. He tried to eat my math homework.
E Carb
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A human who thinks they're smart but are just loud.
My friend is an E Carb. He yells at the TV during commercials.
My neighbor is an E Carb. He thinks he invented the wheel.
My brother is an E Carb. He tried to talk to the cat.
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A person who makes bad choices and doesn't know it.
My mom is an E Carb. She married my dad for the pizza.
My friend is an E Carb. He wore socks to the beach.
My uncle is an E Carb. He tried to run a marathon in flip flops.
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A brainless human who thinks they're cool.
My classmate is an E Carb. He thinks he's a superhero.
My cousin is an E Carb. He tried to fight a chicken.
My brother is an E Carb. He wears sunglasses at night.
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A person so clueless they think the moon is made of cheese.
My friend is an E Carb. He thinks the moon is made of cheese.
My teacher called me an E Carb for thinking the moon was a cheese sandwich.
My dog is an E Carb. He tried to eat the moon.