E Bump

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A magical drug that makes you feel like a superhero, but also like you're gonna vomit on someone's shoes.
I took three hits of E Bump and tried to dance like I was in a movie.
She went from calm to screaming at her dog in 2 minutes because of E Bump.
He took E Bump and tried to eat a whole pizza by himself.
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When you're so happy for someone that you just have to slap them with a virtual high-five and maybe a little bit of bragging.
I e-bumped my friend after he passed his math test and called me a failure.
She e-bumped me because I finally got my driver’s license and still forgot to put on my seatbelt.
He e-bumped his crush after she got into his favorite college and then asked him if he wanted to be her backup plan.
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When you bid on eBay just to mess with the price and make things expensive for everyone else, even if you end up paying for it yourself.
He bid $100 on a $5 pen just to annoy the seller and then got the pen and $100 back.
She bid $500 on a $20 hoodie just because she thought it was funny.
He bid $1,000 on a $10 book so the other people would be confused and mad.
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