E-Britten

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An E-Britten is a posh E-boy or E-girl who acts like a fluffball and talks like they're in a fancy tea shop.
"I'm not being annoying, I'm just being British.", said no one ever.
They tried to explain TikTok to a vicar. It didn't go well.
They wore a beret and called their phone a 'smartphone' like it was a crime.
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An E-Britten is a smug E-boy or E-girl who acts like they own the internet and the Queen.
They posted a selfie with a teacup and 12 filters and called it 'art.'
They called their pet iguana 'Sir Reginald' and expected everyone to bow.
They blamed the weather for their bad mood and said it was 'a British thing.'
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An E-Britten is a sassy E-boy or E-girl who talks like they were born in a royal palace and have never been wrong.
They said, 'I'm not being sassy, I'm being British.'
They called their lunch 'a humble meal' and cried when it got cold.
They took a selfie in a rainstorm and said, 'This is how we do it.'
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