e-briefs

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These are the pants you wear when you're too lazy to take off your old ones. They're like the last drop of soda in a can, you only use them when you absolutely have to.

I wore my e-briefs for three days straight. My mom said I looked like a raccoon in a trash can.

My e-briefs are so old they have a life of their own. They once told me they were going to retire.

I wore my e-briefs to work because I didn’t want to deal with my boss. He said I looked like a ghost.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

These are the underpants you wear when you’ve given up on life. They’re the ones that have seen your worst days and your deepest regrets.

I wore my e-briefs to my cousin’s wedding. The only thing that matched was my mood.

My e-briefs have been through more than my ex. They’ve been through my ex’s ex.

I wore my e-briefs to the grocery store. The cashier asked if I was a ghost.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

These are the underpants you wear when you’re too tired to think. They’re the ones that you wear because you’re just done with everything.

I wore my e-briefs to the gym. The trainer said I looked like a zombie who just got hit by a truck.

My e-briefs are so old they have a history. They once had a love affair with my sock.

I wore my e-briefs to my mom’s birthday. She said I looked like I just crawled out of a garbage bin.

by Slangipedia 4d ago