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A man, usually old enough to know better, who thinks matching his tie to his hair color is the height of style. It’s like he’s trying to make his face look like a neon sign.
My uncle wore a red tie and red hair. I thought he was going to start a fire.
At the wedding, the guy had a silver tie and silver hair. He looked like a disco ball with a bad attitude.
My dad wore a green tie. His hair was green. He looked like he’d been poisoned by fashion.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who thinks his tie and hair should match, like they’re in a love triangle. He probably still wears socks with sandals.
He showed up to the bar with a purple tie and purple hair. I asked if he was a fruit loop.
My neighbor wore a pink tie. His hair was pink. He looked like he’d been dipped in candy.
At the party, the guy had a blue tie and blue hair. He looked like he’d been painted by a toddler.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who thinks matching his tie to his hair color is the most important thing in life. He probably still uses a rotary phone.
He showed up to work with a yellow tie and yellow hair. I thought he was going to start a traffic jam.
My cousin wore a black tie. His hair was black. He looked like he’d been charred by style.
At the family reunion, the guy had a white tie and white hair. He looked like he’d been bleached by life.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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